🚀 go-pugleaf

"Dale Houstman" <dmh7@citilink.com> wrote in message
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> Rik Roots wrote:
> > Didn't realise you'd all kicked off ...
> >
> > my e-addy is rik@kalieda.org
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> > please don't use the word penis or credit (or microsoft) in the title of
> > your post, as I automatically filter to trash on those words.
> >
> > Rik, knee deep
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> The Tragedy Of Retail Rods
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> I purchased my new penis on Visa credit
> And proudly screwed it on up in the loft
> But to my dismay, that very minute
> A neighbor peeked and named me "Microsoft"
>
> Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
> I abhor
> That brand new Organ Store
> It sold my wife a puss
> That looked more like a noose
> Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
> I despise
> The way my new "thing" lies
> Limply, squat and flat
> I did not expect that
>
> Oh the tragedy of Retail Rods
> A gloryhole scented like a cod
> A strangely tortured former member
> Now lies upon the dying embers
> And I am starting to doubt there is a god
>
> The tragedy of Retail Rods
>
> My wife now calls me No Bulge, just for fun
> But I suppose it's better gone than it is sported
> Lying now outside there neath the sun
> Someone biking by said I must be thwarted
>
> Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
> I abhor
> That brand new Organ Store
> It sold my wife a puss
> That looked more like a noose
> Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
> I despise
> The way my new "thing" lies
> Limply, squat and flat
> I did not expect that
>
> Oh the tragedy of Retail Rods
> A gloryhole scented like a cod
> A strangely tortured former member
> Now lies upon the dying embers
> And I am starting to doubt there is a god
>
> The tragedy of Retail Rods

<groan>

-H
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