🚀 go-pugleaf

Rik Roots wrote:
> Didn't realise you'd all kicked off ...
>
> my e-addy is rik@kalieda.org
>
> please don't use the word penis or credit (or microsoft) in the title of
> your post, as I automatically filter to trash on those words.
>
> Rik, knee deep


The Tragedy Of Retail Rods


I purchased my new penis on Visa credit
And proudly screwed it on up in the loft
But to my dismay, that very minute
A neighbor peeked and named me "Microsoft"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
I abhor
That brand new Organ Store
It sold my wife a puss
That looked more like a noose
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
I despise
The way my new "thing" lies
Limply, squat and flat
I did not expect that

Oh the tragedy of Retail Rods
A gloryhole scented like a cod
A strangely tortured former member
Now lies upon the dying embers
And I am starting to doubt there is a god

The tragedy of Retail Rods

My wife now calls me No Bulge, just for fun
But I suppose it's better gone than it is sported
Lying now outside there neath the sun
Someone biking by said I must be thwarted

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
I abhor
That brand new Organ Store
It sold my wife a puss
That looked more like a noose
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
I despise
The way my new "thing" lies
Limply, squat and flat
I did not expect that

Oh the tragedy of Retail Rods
A gloryhole scented like a cod
A strangely tortured former member
Now lies upon the dying embers
And I am starting to doubt there is a god

The tragedy of Retail Rods