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Parlez-vous Francais?
#96799
Author: antonye@ukrm.net
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 03:35
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....from MCN (1st Oct 2003)

Are you free this weekend? Do you fancy getting in some end-of-season
track time? Can you speak French? If so, how do you fancy a free, all
expenses paid, weekend in the south of France?

The European Superbike school is looking for a fluent French speaking
rider to go with them this weekend for their three-day track session
at Nagaro. You'll get all your expenses covered and three days of free
track time. All that the school is asking in return is that you
translate for them when the need arises.

The school will ride down to Nagaro, departing from Portsmouth this
Friday evening, October 3, for the overnight ferry to Le Havre. You'll
spend a day in the town before the two-day ride down to the track in
the south of France. Then you'll spend three day's lapping the track
before turning round and heading for home.

And don't worry if you haven't got your own bike, one of the team will
take you as a pillion, but it would help if you had your own riding
kit.

If you speak fluent French and can get the time off work, phone Tony
at the European Superbike School on 01474-872941 or 07870-656920.

If you can speak French then call the European Superbike School for a
free trip to Nagaro.

----

--
Antony.                         Far Up! Far Out! Far More!
Ducati 748S-318iSE E46-VTS 16v       Nobody Does it Better
----------------------------------------------------------
I'd rather die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather,
than screaming in terror like his passengers.- Jim Harkins
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96969
Author: chateau.murray@b
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 07:54
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"Cane" <caneYTC@ukrm.org> wrote in message news:<blgv6u$bv110$1@ID-97762.news.uni-berlin.de>...
> "Desmond Coughlan" <pasdespam_desmond@zeouane.org> wrote in message
> news:slrnbno16c.27u1.pasdespam_desmond@cyberian.ath.cx...
>
> > > ....from MCN (1st Oct 2003)
> >
> > Cunts, cunts, cunts ... I have no more credit on my mobile !!
> >
> > <fx: sprints home to call from landline>
>
> Des, just don't get in a fucking great argument with them ;)

Pssst: He means his phone was cut off because he didn't pay the bill....
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96804
Author: Desmond Coughlan
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 10:37
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Le 2 Oct 2003 03:35:09 -0700,  antonye <antonye@ukrm.net> a écrit :

> ....from MCN (1st Oct 2003)

Cunts, cunts, cunts ... I have no more credit on my mobile !!

<fx: sprints home to call from landline>

--
Desmond Coughlan          |desmond [at] zeouane [dot] org
Yamaha YZF-R1 (2002)
http://www.chez.com/desmondcoughlan/dp/gimmicks/
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96805
Author: Desmond Coughlan
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 10:41
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Le Thu, 2 Oct 2003 11:36:10 +0100,  Cane <caneYTC@ukrm.org> a écrit :

>> > ....from MCN (1st Oct 2003)

>> Cunts, cunts, cunts ... I have no more credit on my mobile !!
>>
>> <fx: sprints home to call from landline>

> Des, just don't get in a fucking great argument with them ;)

As long as they do as they're told, things'll go swimmingly ... ;-)

--
Desmond Coughlan          |desmond [at] zeouane [dot] org
Yamaha YZF-R1 (2002)
http://www.chez.com/desmondcoughlan/dp/gimmicks/
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96810
Author: Desmond Coughlan
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 11:01
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Le Thu, 2 Oct 2003 11:43:38 +0100,  Cane <caneYTC@ukrm.org> a écrit :

>> >> > ....from MCN (1st Oct 2003)

>> >> Cunts, cunts, cunts ... I have no more credit on my mobile !!
>> >>
>> >> <fx: sprints home to call from landline>

>> > Des, just don't get in a fucking great argument with them ;)

>> As long as they do as they're told, things'll go swimmingly ... ;-)

> That's the spirit.

Lines are engaged.  :-(  Right, e-mail it is, then ........

--
Desmond Coughlan          |desmond [at] zeouane [dot] org
Yamaha YZF-R1 (2002)
http://www.chez.com/desmondcoughlan/dp/gimmicks/
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96802
Author: "Cane"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 11:36
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"Desmond Coughlan" <pasdespam_desmond@zeouane.org> wrote in message
news:slrnbno16c.27u1.pasdespam_desmond@cyberian.ath.cx...

> > ....from MCN (1st Oct 2003)
>
> Cunts, cunts, cunts ... I have no more credit on my mobile !!
>
> <fx: sprints home to call from landline>

Des, just don't get in a fucking great argument with them ;)

--
cane [at] ukrm.org | fireblade, r30
botafo t#50 f#03 YTC #15 bbb #6 apostle [kotl]
New? http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
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"Brace yourselves ladies, I'm coming in dry"
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96806
Author: "Cane"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 11:43
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"Desmond Coughlan" <pasdespam_desmond@zeouane.org> wrote in message
news:slrnbno1du.27u1.pasdespam_desmond@cyberian.ath.cx...

> >> > ....from MCN (1st Oct 2003)
>
> >> Cunts, cunts, cunts ... I have no more credit on my mobile !!
> >>
> >> <fx: sprints home to call from landline>
>
> > Des, just don't get in a fucking great argument with them ;)
>
> As long as they do as they're told, things'll go swimmingly ... ;-)

That's the spirit.

--
cane [at] ukrm.org | fireblade, r30
botafo t#50 f#03 YTC #15 bbb #6 apostle [kotl]
New? http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
Rideout? http://www.horrible.demon.co.uk/botafof/
"Brace yourselves ladies, I'm coming in dry"
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96812
Author: Ginge
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 12:21
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In article <slrnbno16c.27u1.pasdespam_desmond@cyberian.ath.cx>, Desmond
Coughlan wrote...
> Le 2 Oct 2003 03:35:09 -0700,  antonye <antonye@ukrm.net> a écrit :
>
> > ....from MCN (1st Oct 2003)
>
> Cunts, cunts, cunts ... I have no more credit on my mobile !!

Is this a fictional mobile made from string and 2 baked bean cans, a bit
like your fictional R1?

--
ginge [at] stopthevoices.org.uk  ::  Kawasaki ZRX1200R, Yamaha SZR660
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96853
Author: Desmond Coughlan
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:08
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Le Thu, 2 Oct 2003 14:01:46 +0100,  Bear <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> a écrit :

>> > ....from MCN (1st Oct 2003)

>> Cunts, cunts, cunts ... I have no more credit on my mobile !!
>>
>> <fx: sprints home to call from landline>

> And it said they'd provide a bike for those who didn't have them, so
> you're quids in.

Heh.  What took you so long ?

Anyway, yer man Des can give you all a scoop: it's not a weekend 'thang',
as reported in MCN, but an eight-day stint.  Leaving Friday, across to Le
Havre, and thence down to ... erm, wherever the thing's taking place.  Back
to UK not this Sunday, but Sunday next.

I know this 'cos I got the bloke on the phone, using my fictional landline.
All expenses paid etc., and the 'spare' bike on which the lucky,
bikeless, lawnmower-owning dropout will be pillion, is a Triumph Tiger.

Eight days is too long for me.  Arse.  :-(

--
Desmond Coughlan          |desmond [at] zeouane [dot] org
Yamaha YZF-R1 (2002)
http://www.chez.com/desmondcoughlan/dp/gimmicks/
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96876
Author: Desmond Coughlan
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:30
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Le Thu, 2 Oct 2003 14:04:10 +0100,  Ginge <me2@privacy.net> a écrit :

{ snip }

> *snort*
>
> Des, stop being funny, it's scaring me.

You'll die laughing when I get my ADSL installed ...

--
Desmond Coughlan          |desmond [at] zeouane [dot] org
Yamaha YZF-R1 (2002)
http://www.chez.com/desmondcoughlan/dp/gimmicks/
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96878
Author: Desmond Coughlan
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:33
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Le Thu, 2 Oct 2003 14:29:27 +0100,  Bear <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> a écrit :

{ snip }

>> I've never seen your mower... but I believe you've got one.

> That's because I'm not in the habit of fabricating stories to cover my
> position; if I'm unemployed, I say so, if I have to sell the bike, I say
> so, etc etc
>
> Des would rather invent things.

'Bear is funny'.

Oh, fuck ... there I go again .... :-(

--
Desmond Coughlan          |desmond [at] zeouane [dot] org
Yamaha YZF-R1 (2002)
http://www.chez.com/desmondcoughlan/dp/gimmicks/
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96838
Author: Ginge
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:38
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In article <rm6onvk2r4l2scgihouqbt7vgsc3lqgd3i@4ax.com>, Andy Cunningham
wrote...
> On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 12:21:49 +0100, Ginge <me2@privacy.net> wrote:
>
> >Is this a fictional mobile made from string and 2 baked bean cans, a bit
> >like your fictional R1?
>
> Are you the new Bear or just his lacky?

Neither.

I was just asking a question.

--
ginge [at] stopthevoices.org.uk  ::  Kawasaki ZRX1200R, Yamaha SZR660
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96895
Author: Desmond Coughlan
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:48
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Le Thu, 2 Oct 2003 14:44:36 +0100,  Bear <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> a écrit :

>> > Des would rather invent things.

>> Prove it.

> Why? I know I'm correct, let him prove he's got one; should be simple
> enough. I would have thought he'd jump at the chance to put me in my
> place. Last french run wasn't that far away ... didn't turn up on it
> though did he?
>
> Funny that.

Nor did I turn up on the runs that took place when I had my FJR.  Oh, wait
... that was an 'imaginary bike', too, wasn't it ..?

*guffaw*

--
Desmond Coughlan          |desmond [at] zeouane [dot] org
Yamaha YZF-R1 (2002)
http://www.chez.com/desmondcoughlan/dp/gimmicks/
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96902
Author: Desmond Coughlan
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:54
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Le Thu, 2 Oct 2003 14:50:27 +0100,  Cane <caneYTC@ukrm.org> a écrit :

>> >> > Des would rather invent things.

>> >> Prove it.

>> > Why? I know I'm correct, let him prove he's got one; should be simple
>> > enough. I would have thought he'd jump at the chance to put me in my
>> > place. Last french run wasn't that far away ... didn't turn up on it
>> > though did he?
>> >
>> > Funny that.

>> Nor did I turn up on the runs that took place when I had my FJR.  Oh, wait
>> ... that was an 'imaginary bike', too, wasn't it ..?

> This bit makes you sound sane

I _am_ sane.  Well, as sane as anyone else on UKRM.

>> *guffaw*

> This bit makes you sound mad as a hat stand.

I _am_ mad as a hat stand.  Well, as mad as anyone else on UKRM.


--
Desmond Coughlan          |desmond [at] zeouane [dot] org
Yamaha YZF-R1 (2002)
http://www.chez.com/desmondcoughlan/dp/gimmicks/
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96913
Author: "Steve"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:00
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"Cane" <caneYTC@ukrm.org> wrote in message
news:blhag2$ceek3$1@ID-97762.news.uni-berlin.de...
[snip]
> Sounds like a job for Hans Blix and his team.

Searching for bikes of mass destruction?
--
Steve
'02 YZF-R6
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96847
Author: Bear
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:01
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Desmond Coughlan wrote ...
> Le 2 Oct 2003 03:35:09 -0700,  antonye <antonye@ukrm.net> a écrit :
>
> > ....from MCN (1st Oct 2003)
>
> Cunts, cunts, cunts ... I have no more credit on my mobile !!
>
> <fx: sprints home to call from landline>

And it said they'd provide a bike for those who didn't have them, so
you're quids in.
--
Bear
*****************************************************************
TART#1 UKRMHRC#8 GHPOTHUF#4 HB#2 TCP#1a DIAABTCOD#4 KotYTC# WG*
UKRMFBC#3 BOTAFOT#1 MSWR#2
*****************************************************************
                   "omnis culpa ursi est."
Bear's Current Paw Track: "Foo Fighters - Times Like These (Studio
Acoustic)"
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96916
Author: "mups"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:01
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"Cane" <caneYTC@ukrm.org> wrote:
>
> Sounds like a job for Hans Blix and his team.
>
> <aside> Oi Des, you better bloody have an R1 or I'm gonna look a right
> cunt here.

Ve haf found no evidence of 'weapons of bear's distraction'

--
Chris (XChrislX@Xchurchstone.comX) Remove X's for address
BOTAFOT#128
CBR1000FL The Honda Fatblade
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96917
Author: Desmond Coughlan
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:03
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Le Thu, 2 Oct 2003 14:55:34 +0100,  Bear <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> a écrit :

{ snip }

>> Nor did I turn up on the runs that took place when I had my FJR.  Oh, wait
>> ... that was an 'imaginary bike', too, wasn't it ..?

> I never said the FJR was, you fuckwit.

Ah, back to 'O' level logic' for you, my lad.

1.  'Des doesn't have an R1.  If he had, he'd have gone to the recent
    UKRM meet'

2.  'Des didn't go to other meets, when he had a bike that half of UKRM
    had seen'

3.  'I didn't claim that the FJR didn't exist'

Oh dear ... you're pretending to be dense for a dare, aren't you ?

> The FJR was repossessed though wasn't it?

LOL !!  If 'sold' is repossessed, then yes, it was 'repossessed'.

--
Desmond Coughlan          |desmond [at] zeouane [dot] org
Yamaha YZF-R1 (2002)
http://www.chez.com/desmondcoughlan/dp/gimmicks/
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96863
Author: Bear
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:19
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Desmond Coughlan wrote ...
> Le Thu, 2 Oct 2003 14:01:46 +0100,  Bear <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> a écrit :
>
> >> > ....from MCN (1st Oct 2003)
>
> >> Cunts, cunts, cunts ... I have no more credit on my mobile !!
> >>
> >> <fx: sprints home to call from landline>
>
> > And it said they'd provide a bike for those who didn't have them, so
> > you're quids in.
>
> Heh.  What took you so long ?
>
> Anyway, yer man Des can give you all a scoop: it's not a weekend 'thang',
> as reported in MCN, but an eight-day stint.  Leaving Friday, across to Le
> Havre, and thence down to ... erm, wherever the thing's taking place.  Back
> to UK not this Sunday, but Sunday next.
>
> I know this 'cos I got the bloke on the phone, using my fictional landline.
> All expenses paid etc., and the 'spare' bike on which the lucky,
> bikeless, lawnmower-owning dropout will be pillion, is a Triumph Tiger.
>
> Eight days is too long for me.  Arse.  :-(

I wasn't disputing wether the offer was real, merely reminding folk
you're still shamelessly bullshitting about having a bike.
--
Bear
*****************************************************************
TART#1 UKRMHRC#8 GHPOTHUF#4 HB#2 TCP#1a DIAABTCOD#4 KotYTC# WG*
UKRMFBC#3 BOTAFOT#1 MSWR#2
*****************************************************************
                   "omnis culpa ursi est."
Bear's Current Paw Track: "Foo Fighters - Times Like These (Studio
Acoustic)"
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96864
Author: Bear
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:22
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Cane wrote ...
> "Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.19e6364dcfc503798d799@news.individual.net...
>
> > I wasn't disputing wether the offer was real, merely reminding folk
> > you're still shamelessly bullshitting about having a bike.
>
> I really don't understand why you believe that.

Because it's true.
--
Bear
*****************************************************************
TART#1 UKRMHRC#8 GHPOTHUF#4 HB#2 TCP#1a DIAABTCOD#4 KotYTC# WG*
UKRMFBC#3 BOTAFOT#1 MSWR#2
*****************************************************************
                   "omnis culpa ursi est."
Bear's Current Paw Track: "Foo Fighters - Times Like These (Studio
Acoustic)"
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96865
Author: "Cane"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:22
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"Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.19e6364dcfc503798d799@news.individual.net...

> I wasn't disputing wether the offer was real, merely reminding folk
> you're still shamelessly bullshitting about having a bike.

I really don't understand why you believe that.

--
cane [at] ukrm.org ¦ fireblade, r30
botafo t#50 f#03 YTC #15 bbb #6 apostle [kotl]
New? http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
Rideout? http://www.horrible.demon.co.uk/botafof/
"Brace yourselves ladies, I'm coming in dry"
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96867
Author: "Cane"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:24
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"Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.19e636d57cd5c20d98d79a@news.individual.net...

> > > I wasn't disputing wether the offer was real, merely reminding folk
> > > you're still shamelessly bullshitting about having a bike.
> >
> > I really don't understand why you believe that.
>
> Because it's true.

says who?

--
cane [at] ukrm.org ¦ fireblade, r30
botafo t#50 f#03 YTC #15 bbb #6 apostle [kotl]
New? http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
Rideout? http://www.horrible.demon.co.uk/botafof/
"Brace yourselves ladies, I'm coming in dry"
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96868
Author: Bear
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:24
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Cane wrote ...
> "Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.19e636d57cd5c20d98d79a@news.individual.net...
>
> > > > I wasn't disputing wether the offer was real, merely reminding folk
> > > > you're still shamelessly bullshitting about having a bike.
> > >
> > > I really don't understand why you believe that.
> >
> > Because it's true.
>
> says who?

Me.

And a number of others.
--
Bear
*****************************************************************
TART#1 UKRMHRC#8 GHPOTHUF#4 HB#2 TCP#1a DIAABTCOD#4 KotYTC# WG*
UKRMFBC#3 BOTAFOT#1 MSWR#2
*****************************************************************
                   "omnis culpa ursi est."
Bear's Current Paw Track: "Foo Fighters - Times Like These (Studio
Acoustic)"
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96873
Author: "Cane"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:28
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"Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.19e6375890f1034298d79b@news.individual.net...

> > > > > I wasn't disputing wether the offer was real, merely reminding
folk
> > > > > you're still shamelessly bullshitting about having a bike.
> > > >
> > > > I really don't understand why you believe that.
> > >
> > > Because it's true.
> >
> > says who?
>
> Me.

I've never seen your mower... but I believe you've got one.

--
cane [at] ukrm.org ¦ fireblade, r30
botafo t#50 f#03 YTC #15 bbb #6 apostle [kotl]
New? http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
Rideout? http://www.horrible.demon.co.uk/botafof/
"Brace yourselves ladies, I'm coming in dry"
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96882
Author: "Cane"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:40
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"Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.19e63891dd6aa8fe98d79d@news.individual.net...

> > > > > > > you're still shamelessly bullshitting about having a bike.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I really don't understand why you believe that.
> > > > >
> > > > > Because it's true.
> > > >
> > > > says who?
> > >
> > > Me.
> >
> > I've never seen your mower... but I believe you've got one.
>
> That's because I'm not in the habit of fabricating stories to cover my
> position; if I'm unemployed, I say so, if I have to sell the bike, I say
> so, etc etc

That I don't doubt.

> Des would rather invent things.

Prove it.

--
cane [at] ukrm.org ¦ fireblade, r30
botafo t#50 f#03 YTC #15 bbb #6 apostle [kotl]
New? http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
Rideout? http://www.horrible.demon.co.uk/botafof/
"Brace yourselves ladies, I'm coming in dry"
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96886
Author: Bear
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:44
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Cane wrote ...
> "Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.19e63891dd6aa8fe98d79d@news.individual.net...

> > Des would rather invent things.
>
> Prove it.

Why? I know I'm correct, let him prove he's got one; should be simple
enough. I would have thought he'd jump at the chance to put me in my
place. Last french run wasn't that far away ... didn't turn up on it
though did he?

Funny that.
--
Bear
*****************************************************************
TART#1 UKRMHRC#8 GHPOTHUF#4 HB#2 TCP#1a DIAABTCOD#4 KotYTC# WG*
UKRMFBC#3 BOTAFOT#1 MSWR#2
*****************************************************************
                   "omnis culpa ursi est."
Bear's Current Paw Track: "Foo Fighters - Times Like These (Studio
Acoustic)"
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96891
Author: "flashgorman"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:46
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"Cane" <caneYTC@ukrm.org> wrote in message
news:blha17$c76nd$1@ID-97762.news.uni-berlin.de...
> "Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.19e63891dd6aa8fe98d79d@news.individual.net...
>
> > > > > > > > you're still shamelessly bullshitting about having a bike.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I really don't understand why you believe that.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Because it's true.
> > > > >
<snip>.
>
> > Des would rather invent things.
>
> Prove it.
>
We could send of team of inspectors over to France.............
Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96893
Author: "Cane"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:47
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"Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.19e63c2356c20b7b98d79e@news.individual.net...

> > > Des would rather invent things.
> >
> > Prove it.
>
> Why? I know I'm correct, let him prove he's got one; should be simple
> enough. I would have thought he'd jump at the chance to put me in my
> place. Last french run wasn't that far away ... didn't turn up on it
> though did he?

So what if it transpires he does have one?

--
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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96894
Author: "Cane"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:48
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"flashgorman" <theflashgorman@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:blha8s$c33hb$1@ID-201048.news.uni-berlin.de...

> > > > > > > > > you're still shamelessly bullshitting about having a bike.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I really don't understand why you believe that.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Because it's true.

> > > Des would rather invent things.
> >
> > Prove it.
> >
> We could send of team of inspectors over to France.............

Sounds like a job for Hans Blix and his team.

<aside> Oi Des, you better bloody have an R1 or I'm gonna look a right cunt
here.

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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96905
Author: Bear
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:55
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Desmond Coughlan wrote ...
> Le Thu, 2 Oct 2003 14:44:36 +0100,  Bear <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> a écrit :
>
> >> > Des would rather invent things.
>
> >> Prove it.
>
> > Why? I know I'm correct, let him prove he's got one; should be simple
> > enough. I would have thought he'd jump at the chance to put me in my
> > place. Last french run wasn't that far away ... didn't turn up on it
> > though did he?
> >
> > Funny that.
>
> Nor did I turn up on the runs that took place when I had my FJR.  Oh, wait
> ... that was an 'imaginary bike', too, wasn't it ..?

I never said the FJR was, you fuckwit.

The FJR was repossessed though wasn't it?
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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96906
Author: Bear
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:55
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Cane wrote ...
> "Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.19e63c2356c20b7b98d79e@news.individual.net...
>
> > > > Des would rather invent things.
> > >
> > > Prove it.
> >
> > Why? I know I'm correct, let him prove he's got one; should be simple
> > enough. I would have thought he'd jump at the chance to put me in my
> > place. Last french run wasn't that far away ... didn't turn up on it
> > though did he?
>
> So what if it transpires he does have one?

I'd apologise, of course.
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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96974
Author: Desmond Coughlan
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:58
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Le 2 Oct 2003 07:54:19 -0700,  WorkTOG <chateau.murray@btinternet.com> a écrit :

>> > > ....from MCN (1st Oct 2003)

>> > Cunts, cunts, cunts ... I have no more credit on my mobile !!
>> >
>> > <fx: sprints home to call from landline>

>> Des, just don't get in a fucking great argument with them ;)

> Pssst: He means his phone was cut off because he didn't pay the bill....

Which would be difficult, as I'm on 'Pay-as-You-Go'.  :-)

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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96910
Author: Bear
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:58
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Cane wrote ...

> <aside> Oi Des, you better bloody have an R1 or I'm gonna look a right cunt
> here.

You think you don't ATM?! :)
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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96911
Author: "Cane"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 14:58
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"Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.19e63eb590b69cd798d7a0@news.individual.net...

> > Nor did I turn up on the runs that took place when I had my FJR.  Oh,
wait
> > ... that was an 'imaginary bike', too, wasn't it ..?
>
> I never said the FJR was, you fuckwit.
>
> The FJR was repossessed though wasn't it?

Was it? but then if he turned up on an R1 it could be borrowed / rented. I
don't see how he can prove it.

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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96915
Author: "Cane"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 15:01
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"Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.19e63ec15764e50398d7a1@news.individual.net...

> > > > > Des would rather invent things.
> > > >
> > > > Prove it.
> > >
> > > Why? I know I'm correct, let him prove he's got one; should be simple
> > > enough. I would have thought he'd jump at the chance to put me in my
> > > place. Last french run wasn't that far away ... didn't turn up on it
> > > though did he?
> >
> > So what if it transpires he does have one?
>
> I'd apologise, of course.

lol.

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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96918
Author: "Cane"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 15:05
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"Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.19e63f6190ed981098d7a2@news.individual.net...

> > <aside> Oi Des, you better bloody have an R1 or I'm gonna look a right
cunt
> > here.
>
> You think you don't ATM?! :)

No more than normal ;)

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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96919
Author: Bear
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 15:06
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Desmond Coughlan wrote ...
> Le Thu, 2 Oct 2003 14:55:34 +0100,  Bear <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> a écrit :
>
> { snip }
>
> >> Nor did I turn up on the runs that took place when I had my FJR.  Oh, wait
> >> ... that was an 'imaginary bike', too, wasn't it ..?
>
> > I never said the FJR was, you fuckwit.
>
> Ah, back to 'O' level logic' for you, my lad.
>
> 1.  'Des doesn't have an R1.  If he had, he'd have gone to the recent
>     UKRM meet'
>
> 2.  'Des didn't go to other meets, when he had a bike that half of UKRM
>     had seen'
>
> 3.  'I didn't claim that the FJR didn't exist'
>
> Oh dear ... you're pretending to be dense for a dare, aren't you ?

You really are very fucked in the head.
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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96923
Author: "Cane"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 15:13
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"Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.19e64198ee794f0f98d7a5@news.individual.net...

> > > > <aside> Oi Des, you better bloody have an R1 or I'm gonna look a
right
> > cunt
> > > > here.
> > >
> > > You think you don't ATM?! :)
> >
> > No more than normal ;)
>
> My point in a nutshell :)

And you're looking just as obsessed as usual :)

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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96924
Author: Bear
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 15:13
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Cane wrote ...
> "Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.19e64198ee794f0f98d7a5@news.individual.net...
>
> > > > > <aside> Oi Des, you better bloody have an R1 or I'm gonna look a
> right
> > > cunt
> > > > > here.
> > > >
> > > > You think you don't ATM?! :)
> > >
> > > No more than normal ;)
> >
> > My point in a nutshell :)
>
> And you're looking just as obsessed as usual :)

YYSSW.
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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96936
Author: "Cane"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 15:27
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"Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.19e642e11c51d92e98d7a7@news.individual.net...

> > > > > > <aside> Oi Des, you better bloody have an R1 or I'm gonna look a
> > right
> > > > cunt
> > > > > > here.
> > > > >
> > > > > You think you don't ATM?! :)
> > > >
> > > > No more than normal ;)
> > >
> > > My point in a nutshell :)
> >
> > And you're looking just as obsessed as usual :)
>
> YYSSW.

...but if you're right, I'll apologise for doubting you.

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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96998
Author: "Steve"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 15:30
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"Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.19e646da8d9dc42398d7ac@news.individual.net...
[snip]
>
> I dunno if you've clocked this yet, but I don't actually lie awake at
> night worrying about whether you doubt me or not :)

...and you're accusing Des of lying?

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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#96943
Author: "Andy Ashworth"
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 15:32
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Desmond Coughlan wrote:
> Le Thu, 2 Oct 2003 14:04:10 +0100,  Ginge <me2@privacy.net> a écrit :
>
> { snip }
>
>> *snort*
>>
>> Des, stop being funny, it's scaring me.
>
> You'll die laughing when I get my ADSL installed ...


Oooooh look! A death threat for Ginge - still a long way to go to beat TOG,
"do keep up at the back!"  :)

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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#97005
Author: Bear
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 16:43
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Steve wrote ...
> "Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.19e646da8d9dc42398d7ac@news.individual.net...
> [snip]
> >
> > I dunno if you've clocked this yet, but I don't actually lie awake at
> > night worrying about whether you doubt me or not :)
>
> ...and you're accusing Des of lying?

Yes.

Do you have a point? If so, please make it.
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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#97073
Author: Lozzo
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 18:48
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Desmond Coughlan had a fit and wibbled.....
> Absolutely.  In fact, it's in the same category as my fictional landline.
> My fictional computer.  My fictional cat.  My fictional part-time PhD (on
> which I only embarked two weeks ago).  My fictional flat near the Marais.
> My fictional wife.  My fictional shoes.  My fictional glasses.  My
> fictional television, DVD and VCR.  My fictional copy of _La Peste_ by
> Camus.

<Des in Trainspotting mode>

"I didn't choose all this, I chose a fictional life"

</DiTm>

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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#97089
Author: chateau.murrayNO
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 19:17
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Desmond Coughlan <pasdespam_desmond@zeouane.org> wrote:

> Le 2 Oct 2003 07:54:19 -0700,  WorkTOG <chateau.murray@btinternet.com> a
> écrit :
>
> >> > > ....from MCN (1st Oct 2003)
>
> >> > Cunts, cunts, cunts ... I have no more credit on my mobile !!
> >> >
> >> > <fx: sprints home to call from landline>
>
> >> Des, just don't get in a fucking great argument with them ;)
>
> > Pssst: He means his phone was cut off because he didn't pay the bill....
>
> Which would be difficult, as I'm on 'Pay-as-You-Go'.  :-)

Whoosh!


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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#97090
Author: chateau.murrayNO
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 19:17
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Cane <caneYTC@ukrm.org> wrote:

> "Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.19e6364dcfc503798d799@news.individual.net...
>
> > I wasn't disputing wether the offer was real, merely reminding folk
> > you're still shamelessly bullshitting about having a bike.
>
> I really don't understand why you believe that.

He doesn't. He had the FJR1300 repo'd, and made up the story about the
R1 to annoy some dim septic. He left it in his sig when Bear started
pushing him about it.


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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#97094
Author: chateau.murrayNO
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 19:17
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Desmond Coughlan <pasdespam_desmond@zeouane.org> wrote:

> Nor did I turn up on the runs that took place when I had my FJR.

The one you crashed? Before it was repossessed?


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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#97190
Author: steve auvache
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 21:39
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Bear wrote
>The Older Gentleman wrote ...
>> Cane <caneYTC@ukrm.org> wrote:
>>
>> > "Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> > news:MPG.19e6364dcfc503798d799@news.individual.net...
>> >
>> > > I wasn't disputing wether the offer was real, merely reminding folk
>> > > you're still shamelessly bullshitting about having a bike.
>> >
>> > I really don't understand why you believe that.
>>
>> He doesn't. He had the FJR1300 repo'd, and made up the story about the
>> R1 to annoy some dim septic. He left it in his sig when Bear started
>> pushing him about it.
>
>I wonder how many of those who had a pop at me over this will have the
>decency to apologise? So far, only one.

Yeah well, this place is going to the dogs innit eh?  There was a time
when the nearest you would get to an apology would have been, "Oh do
fuck off Bear."  Snot the same these days at all really.

--
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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#97247
Author: tallbloke
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 22:06
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Bear <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> spouted the following in
news:MPG.19e641536ea726fa98d7a4@news.individual.net:

> Desmond Coughlan wrote ...
>> Le Thu, 2 Oct 2003 14:55:34 +0100,  Bear
>> <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> a écrit :
>>
>> { snip }
>>
>> >> Nor did I turn up on the runs that took place when I had my FJR.
>> >> Oh, wait ... that was an 'imaginary bike', too, wasn't it ..?
>>
>> > I never said the FJR was, you fuckwit.
>>
>> Ah, back to 'O' level logic' for you, my lad.
>>
>> 1.  'Des doesn't have an R1.  If he had, he'd have gone to the recent
>>     UKRM meet'
>>
>> 2.  'Des didn't go to other meets, when he had a bike that half of
>> UKRM
>>     had seen'
>>
>> 3.  'I didn't claim that the FJR didn't exist'
>>
>> Oh dear ... you're pretending to be dense for a dare, aren't you ?
>
> You really are very fucked in the head.

His logic beats your insult by a mile.

--

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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#97646
Author: Paul Carmichael
Date: Fri, 03 Oct 2003 15:13
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Bear wrote:
> Cane wrote ...
>
>>"Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:MPG.19e636d57cd5c20d98d79a@news.individual.net...
>>
>>
>>>>>I wasn't disputing wether the offer was real, merely reminding folk
>>>>>you're still shamelessly bullshitting about having a bike.
>>>>
>>>>I really don't understand why you believe that.
>>>
>>>Because it's true.
>>
>>says who?
>
>
> Me.
>
> And a number of others.

I must admit, I have heard this from at least one other party.

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Re: Parlez-vous Francais?
#97648
Author: Bear
Date: Fri, 03 Oct 2003 15:16
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Paul Carmichael wrote ...
> Bear wrote:
> > Cane wrote ...
> >
> >>"Bear" <bastardUNDERSCOREbear@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >>news:MPG.19e636d57cd5c20d98d79a@news.individual.net...
> >>
> >>>>>I wasn't disputing wether the offer was real, merely reminding folk
> >>>>>you're still shamelessly bullshitting about having a bike.
> >>>>
> >>>>I really don't understand why you believe that.
> >>>
> >>>Because it's true.
> >>
> >>says who?
> >
> > Me.
> >
> > And a number of others.
>
> I must admit, I have heard this from at least one other party.

It's a stone cold fact, but no-one believed me.

Nor have certain cunts apologised for giving me gyp over the matter, but
then I wouldn't expect people like that to have the bottle anyway.
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