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"graham" <stratman@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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> There was a couple, 85 years old, who had been married for sixty
> years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because
> they watched their pennies. They were both in very good health,
> largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for
> the last decade.
>
> One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare
> vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They
> reached the pearly gates, and St.  Peter escorted them inside.   He
> took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks,
> with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath.  A
> maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet. They
> gasped in astonishment when he said,  "Welcome to Heaven. This will be
> your home now."
>
>
>
> The old man asked St. Peter how much all this was going to cost.
> "Why, nothing," Peter replied, "remember, this is your reward in
> Heaven."
>
>
>
> The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a
> championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built
> on earth.   "What are the greens fees?" grumbled the old man.   "This
> is heaven," St.  Peter replied.  "You can play for free, every day."
>
>
>
> Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with
> every imaginable cuisine laid out before them , from seafood to steaks
> to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.   "Don't even ask," said
> St. Peter to the man.  "This is Heaven, it is all free for you to
> enjoy."
>
>
>
> The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. "Well,
> where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated
> tea?" he asked.   "That's the best part," St.  Peter replied.  "You
> can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you
> will never get fat or sick. This IS Heaven!"
>
>
>
> The old man pushed, "No gym to work out at?"   "Not unless you want
> to," was the answer.
>
>
>
> "No testing my sugar or blood pressure or..."   "Never again.  All you
> do here is enjoy yourself."
>
>
>
> The old man glared at his wife and said, "You and your f***ing bran
> muffins. We could have been here ten years ago!"

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In message <CORae.1125711$Xk.301635@pd7tw3no>, graham <stratman@shaw.ca>
writes
>There was a couple, 85 years old, who had been married for sixty years.
>Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched
>their pennies. They were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's
>insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
>
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>The old man glared at his wife and said, "You and your f***ing bran muffins.
>We could have been here ten years ago!"
>
Nice one, Graham.  Thanks:))
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June Hughes

June Hughes wrote:

> In message <CORae.1125711$Xk.301635@pd7tw3no>, graham <stratman@shaw.ca>
> writes
>
>> There was a couple, 85 years old, who had been married for sixty years.
>> Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they
>> watched
>> their pennies. They were both in very good health, largely due to the
>> wife's
>> insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
>>
> snip
>
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>>
>> The old man glared at his wife and said, "You and your f***ing bran
>> muffins.
>> We could have been here ten years ago!"
>>
> Nice one, Graham.  Thanks:))
Now I know why I always go for the double chocolate chip muffin...