FBI's theme song

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3 total messages Started by "Salvador Astuci Thu, 08 Dec 2005 19:50

#199570

Author: "Salvador Astuci
Date: Thu, 08 Dec 2005 19:50

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WE'RE THE FBI
(sung to the tune of "As Time Goes By")

You must remember this.
A snitch is still a snitch.
A spy is just a spy.
It's fun to ruin people's lives
We're the FBI.

And when J. Edgar wooed
He still said I love you.
He whispered it to Clyde.
How did homosexuals survive
In the FBI?

(bridge)
Moonlight and bombings
Never out of date.
Incinerating babies
Because we love to hate.
Raping our women and pillaging the state
Please trust us, we don't lie.

It's still the same old story
And sometimes pretty gory
A case of do or DIE.
The world will always welcome buggers
We're the F - B - I.

END

Re: FBI's theme song

#199683

Author: bongblaster@peop
Date: Fri, 09 Dec 2005 06:40

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> "Federal Bureau of ...

       STING!

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                      The FBI-Sting Rap
              as preformed by The Beastie Boys

          STING  'EM  HIGH
          STING  'EM  LOW
          STING  THE  LITTLE  CHILDREN  AT  THE  PICTURE  SHOW
          STING   MAYOR  BARRY,  CONGRESSMEN  TOO
          AB - SCAM  WAS  SO  GOOD  FOR  YOU
          YOUR  STING IS  SHARP
          YOUR  STING IS CRUEL
          WHY  DON'T  YOU  TURN  THAT  STINGER  ON *YOU*
          WAVE  THAT  MONEY  IN  YOUR  OWN  DAMN  FACE
          F.B.I.  AGENTS  ...buzzzzZZZZ...  STUNG  BY  DISGRACE

Re: FBI's theme song

#199998

Author: "Salvador Astuci
Date: Sat, 10 Dec 2005 12:10

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bongblaster@peoplepc.com wrote:
> > "Federal Bureau of ...
>
>        STING!
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>                       The FBI-Sting Rap
>               as preformed by The Beastie Boys
>
>           STING  'EM  HIGH
>           STING  'EM  LOW
>           STING  THE  LITTLE  CHILDREN  AT  THE  PICTURE  SHOW
>           STING   MAYOR  BARRY,  CONGRESSMEN  TOO
>           AB - SCAM  WAS  SO  GOOD  FOR  YOU
>           YOUR  STING IS  SHARP
>           YOUR  STING IS CRUEL
>           WHY  DON'T  YOU  TURN  THAT  STINGER  ON *YOU*
>           WAVE  THAT  MONEY  IN  YOUR  OWN  DAMN  FACE
>           F.B.I.  AGENTS  ...buzzzzZZZZ...  STUNG  BY  DISGRACE

That's interesting, but I like mine better (see below). I didn't know
the Beatie Boys recorded anything  like that.

Salvador

WE'RE THE FBI
(sung to the tune of "As Time Goes By")

You must remember this.
A snitch is still a snitch.
A spy is just a spy.
It's fun to ruin people's lives
We're the FBI.

And when J. Edgar wooed
He still said I love you.
He whispered it to Clyde.
How did homosexuals survive
In the FBI?

(bridge)
Moonlight and bombings
Never out of date.
Incinerating babies
Because we love to hate.
Raping our women and pillaging the state
Please trust us, we don't lie.

It's still the same old story
And sometimes pretty gory
A case of do or DIE.
The world will always welcome buggers
We're the F - B - I.

END

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