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Started by Usurper Tom
Mon, 05 Dec 2005 13:10
Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: Usurper Tom
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 13:10
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 13:10
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Yoko and John experimented and used drugs but John wasn't introduced to heroin until he met her. Once adicted, they had wild parties in which celebrities and record producers would come over and discuss farting and excretia. The building superintendent at the Dakota once confided to Jack Kirby, a local columnist and amateur Fartologist that he had to unclog their toilet on several occasions. Andy Warhol was present at one of their parties and reported seeing a scaly residue floating in the clogged up toilet. Fish scales to be precise. Fish heads were served as appetizers at said party. John, a strict vegetarian, didn't partake of any appetizer that was meat or a meat by product and perhaps this explains why his gas wasn't so smelly. Those parties would go on for hours because neither of them had to work for a living. Yoko was living off of John's wealth (and still is.) What would John's life have been like had he not married her? She insisted they live in Jew York city. A fatal mistake for John. I suppose it would have made little difference where he lived since George, the ugly one, was attacked by a deranged satanist in his home while living in England, home of tea sipping faggots and niggers who talk with British accents. Would George have liked to have had sex with Marge Helgenberger of CSI fame? She is a strawberry blond and most men want to fuck strawberry blondes. Usurper Tom
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "loui"
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 06:28
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you are a racist.!!!!!! John Lennon hated your type of human.
Re: FORGERY: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "UsurperTom"
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 07:25
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TAR wrote: > Of course, this is a FORGERY. Thanks! I've never been forged before. What an honor!
Re: FORGERY: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "BL Bleanie"
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 08:05
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"UsurperTom" <UsurperTom@aol.com> wrote in message news:1133796359.427630.323300@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com... > TAR wrote: > > > Of course, this is a FORGERY. > > Thanks! I've never been forged before. What an honor! The honor fades quickly enough. >
Re: FORGERY: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: TAR
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 12:29
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Usurper Tom's Forger wrote: > > Yoko and John experimented and used drugs but John wasn't introduced > to heroin until he met her. Once adicted, they had wild parties in > which celebrities and record producers would come over and discuss > farting and excretia. The building superintendent at the Dakota once > confided to Jack Kirby, a local columnist and amateur Fartologist > that he had to unclog their toilet on several occasions. > Andy Warhol was present at one of their parties and reported seeing a > scaly residue floating in the clogged up toilet. Fish scales to be > precise. Fish heads were served as appetizers at said party. > John, a strict vegetarian, didn't partake of any appetizer that was > meat or a meat by product and perhaps this explains why his gas wasn't > so smelly. > Those parties would go on for hours because neither of them had to > work for a living. Yoko was living off of John's wealth (and still > is.) What would John's life have been like had he not married her? She > insisted they live in Jew York city. A fatal mistake for John. > I suppose it would have made little difference where he lived since > George, the ugly one, was attacked by a deranged satanist in his home > while living in England, home of tea sipping faggots and niggers who > talk with British accents. > Would George have liked to have had sex with Marge Helgenberger of CSI > fame? She is a strawberry blond and most men want to fuck strawberry > blondes. > > Usurper Tom's Forger Of course, this is a FORGERY.
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "^^^indifference
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 14:59
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 14:59
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"Usurper Tom" <fritz@spamexpire-200512.rodent.frell.theremailer.net> wrote in message news:b4547514c373eacbbb063d17748af09c@msgid.frell.theremailer.net... > Yoko and John experimented and used drugs but John wasn't introduced > to heroin until he met her. Once adicted, they had wild parties in > which celebrities and record producers would come over and discuss > farting and excretia. The building superintendent at the Dakota once > confided to Jack Kirby, a local columnist and amateur Fartologist > that he had to unclog their toilet on several occasions. > Andy Warhol was present at one of their parties and reported seeing a > scaly residue floating in the clogged up toilet. Fish scales to be > precise. Fish heads were served as appetizers at said party. > John, a strict vegetarian, didn't partake of any appetizer that was > meat or a meat by product and perhaps this explains why his gas wasn't > so smelly. > Those parties would go on for hours because neither of them had to > work for a living. Yoko was living off of John's wealth (and still > is.) What would John's life have been like had he not married her? She > insisted they live in Jew York city. A fatal mistake for John. > I suppose it would have made little difference where he lived since > George, the ugly one, was attacked by a deranged satanist in his home > while living in England, home of tea sipping faggots and niggers who > talk with British accents. > Would George have liked to have had sex with Marge Helgenberger of CSI > fame? She is a strawberry blond and most men want to fuck strawberry > blondes. > > > Usurper Tom > LOL.
Re: FORGERY: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "^^^indifference
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 15:00
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 15:00
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"TAR" <tom.rach@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message news:4394325B.50F@ix.netcom.com... > Usurper Tom's Forger wrote: > > > > Yoko and John experimented and used drugs but John wasn't introduced > > to heroin until he met her. Once adicted, they had wild parties in > > which celebrities and record producers would come over and discuss > > farting and excretia. The building superintendent at the Dakota once > > confided to Jack Kirby, a local columnist and amateur Fartologist > > that he had to unclog their toilet on several occasions. > > Andy Warhol was present at one of their parties and reported seeing a > > scaly residue floating in the clogged up toilet. Fish scales to be > > precise. Fish heads were served as appetizers at said party. > > John, a strict vegetarian, didn't partake of any appetizer that was > > meat or a meat by product and perhaps this explains why his gas wasn't > > so smelly. > > Those parties would go on for hours because neither of them had to > > work for a living. Yoko was living off of John's wealth (and still > > is.) What would John's life have been like had he not married her? She > > insisted they live in Jew York city. A fatal mistake for John. > > I suppose it would have made little difference where he lived since > > George, the ugly one, was attacked by a deranged satanist in his home > > while living in England, home of tea sipping faggots and niggers who > > talk with British accents. > > Would George have liked to have had sex with Marge Helgenberger of CSI > > fame? She is a strawberry blond and most men want to fuck strawberry > > blondes. > > > > Usurper Tom's Forger > > > Of course, this is a FORGERY. Of course who gives a fuck.
Re: FORGERY: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "^^^indifference
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 15:14
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 15:14
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"TAR" <tom.rach@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message news:4394B8BF.5B70@ix.netcom.com... > ^^^indifference^^ wrote: > > > > "TAR" <tom.rach@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message > > news:4394325B.50F@ix.netcom.com... > > > Usurper Tom's Forger wrote: > > > > > > > > Yoko and John experimented and used drugs but John wasn't introduced > > > > to heroin until he met her. Once adicted, they had wild parties in > > > > which celebrities and record producers would come over and discuss > > > > farting and excretia. The building superintendent at the Dakota once > > > > confided to Jack Kirby, a local columnist and amateur Fartologist > > > > that he had to unclog their toilet on several occasions. > > > > Andy Warhol was present at one of their parties and reported seeing a > > > > scaly residue floating in the clogged up toilet. Fish scales to be > > > > precise. Fish heads were served as appetizers at said party. > > > > John, a strict vegetarian, didn't partake of any appetizer that was > > > > meat or a meat by product and perhaps this explains why his gas wasn't > > > > so smelly. > > > > Those parties would go on for hours because neither of them had to > > > > work for a living. Yoko was living off of John's wealth (and still > > > > is.) What would John's life have been like had he not married her? She > > > > insisted they live in Jew York city. A fatal mistake for John. > > > > I suppose it would have made little difference where he lived since > > > > George, the ugly one, was attacked by a deranged satanist in his home > > > > while living in England, home of tea sipping faggots and niggers who > > > > talk with British accents. > > > > Would George have liked to have had sex with Marge Helgenberger of CSI > > > > fame? She is a strawberry blond and most men want to fuck strawberry > > > > blondes. > > > > > > > > Usurper Tom's Forger > > > > > > > > > Of course, this is a FORGERY. > > > > Of course who gives a fuck. > > > Strawberry blondes? Do they deny it?
Re: FORGERY: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: TAR
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 22:02
Date: Mon, 05 Dec 2005 22:02
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^^^indifference^^ wrote: > > "TAR" <tom.rach@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message > news:4394325B.50F@ix.netcom.com... > > Usurper Tom's Forger wrote: > > > > > > Yoko and John experimented and used drugs but John wasn't introduced > > > to heroin until he met her. Once adicted, they had wild parties in > > > which celebrities and record producers would come over and discuss > > > farting and excretia. The building superintendent at the Dakota once > > > confided to Jack Kirby, a local columnist and amateur Fartologist > > > that he had to unclog their toilet on several occasions. > > > Andy Warhol was present at one of their parties and reported seeing a > > > scaly residue floating in the clogged up toilet. Fish scales to be > > > precise. Fish heads were served as appetizers at said party. > > > John, a strict vegetarian, didn't partake of any appetizer that was > > > meat or a meat by product and perhaps this explains why his gas wasn't > > > so smelly. > > > Those parties would go on for hours because neither of them had to > > > work for a living. Yoko was living off of John's wealth (and still > > > is.) What would John's life have been like had he not married her? She > > > insisted they live in Jew York city. A fatal mistake for John. > > > I suppose it would have made little difference where he lived since > > > George, the ugly one, was attacked by a deranged satanist in his home > > > while living in England, home of tea sipping faggots and niggers who > > > talk with British accents. > > > Would George have liked to have had sex with Marge Helgenberger of CSI > > > fame? She is a strawberry blond and most men want to fuck strawberry > > > blondes. > > > > > > Usurper Tom's Forger > > > > > > Of course, this is a FORGERY. > > Of course who gives a fuck. Strawberry blondes?
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "dlarsson"
Date: Tue, 06 Dec 2005 00:20
Date: Tue, 06 Dec 2005 00:20
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"Usurper Tom" What a troll ..............
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: fattuchus@yahoo.
Date: Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:23
Date: Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:23
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Obviously a forge; however some of this fantasy rings true. I don't recall the name of it, but I do recall a movie of JohnandYoko together which includes a shot of John talking to Yoko thru the bathroom doorway as he is sitting on the toilet. Yes. You read right. I am not kidding. A film of Lennon on the potty talking to his beloved. So the toilet talk in the above forge is not too far off . . . . .
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: TAR
Date: Tue, 06 Dec 2005 17:09
Date: Tue, 06 Dec 2005 17:09
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fattuchus@yahoo.com wrote: > > Obviously a forge; however some of this fantasy rings true. > > I don't recall the name of it, but I do recall a movie of JohnandYoko > together which includes a shot of John talking to Yoko thru the > bathroom doorway as he is sitting on the toilet. Yes. You read right. > I am not kidding. A film of Lennon on the potty talking to his > beloved. > > So the toilet talk in the above forge is not too far off . . . . . I thought you said that she always followed him into the bathroom.
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: fattuchus@yahoo.
Date: Tue, 06 Dec 2005 21:58
Date: Tue, 06 Dec 2005 21:58
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TAR wrote, "I thought you said that she always follwed him into the bathroom." I guess it depended on if it was a number one or number two and how much it smelled. In this movie John was not in a public toilet but appeared to be in a private bathroom. Yoko was a stone's throw from the open doorway. I assume that since Yoko was so close and talking to John as he was squeezing, he felt secure enough to poop.
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "McFeeley"
Date: Tue, 06 Dec 2005 22:05
Date: Tue, 06 Dec 2005 22:05
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<fattuchus@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1133935136.628291.202600@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > TAR wrote, > > "I thought you said that she always follwed him into the bathroom." > > I guess it depended on if it was a number one or number two and how > much it smelled. In this movie John was not in a public toilet but > appeared to be in a private bathroom. Yoko was a stone's throw from > the open doorway. I assume that since Yoko was so close and talking to > John as he was squeezing, he felt secure enough to poop. Are you married? I'm betting no. >
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: fattuchus@yahoo.
Date: Tue, 06 Dec 2005 22:10
Date: Tue, 06 Dec 2005 22:10
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McFeeley, How much is your wager and where do you want to place your bet? How about it we start with, let's say, $10,000? :)
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "McFeeley"
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 07:00
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 07:00
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<fattuchus@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1133935811.629885.299240@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > McFeeley, > > How much is your wager and where do you want to place your bet? > > How about it we start with, let's say, $10,000? :) Then you are just a bizarre little person. People share bathrooms when they live together in such close quarters. But then, your grasp of the obvious is pretty lacking with everything else, why stop at the bathroom door? >
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: fattuchus@yahoo.
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 08:44
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 08:44
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McFeeley wrote, "Then you are just a bizarre little person. People share bathrooms when they live together in such close quarters. But then your grasp of the obvious is pretty lacking with everything else, why stop at the bathroom door." Gee, my bathroom talk must have hit a raw nerve with you. This is the second or third sarcastic remark from you directed at me in the past couple of days. I had hoped we had a peace treaty. There's nothing wrong with sharing a bathroom depending on the circumstances. However, I am not sure that John and Yoko the millionaires lived in close quarters. Putting this aside, when was the last time you filmed yourself on the potty and distributed it for public view like John did? Maybe you can post a link here at rmb for the world to see.
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "McFeeley"
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 08:52
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<fattuchus@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1133973881.959708.251800@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > McFeeley wrote, > > "Then you are just a bizarre little person. People share bathrooms when > they live together in such close quarters. But then your grasp of the > obvious is pretty lacking with everything else, why stop at the > bathroom door." > > Gee, my bathroom talk must have hit a raw nerve with you. What hits a nerve is how low you will go to criticize someone. The complaint is so bizarre and petty it begs comment. This is the > second or third sarcastic remark from you directed at me in the past > couple of days. I had hoped we had a peace treaty. There is no peace treaty. You post stupid things you get called on it, if not by me then someone else. > > There's nothing wrong with sharing a bathroom depending on the > circumstances. However, I am not sure that John and Yoko the > millionaires lived in close quarters. Putting this aside, when was the > last time you filmed yourself on the potty and distributed it for > public view like John did? Maybe you can post a link here at rmb for > the world to see. Yeah, that would be sweet. I agree filming it IS bizarre and had you simply left it at that I'd have had nothing to disagree with. >
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "UsurperTom"
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 10:10
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McFeeley wrote: > You post stupid things you get called on it, if not by me then someone else. Other than Francie, who else?
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "McFeeley"
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:53
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"UsurperTom" <UsurperTom@aol.com> wrote in message news:1133979031.997349.183570@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > McFeeley wrote: > > > You post stupid things you get called on it, if not by me then someone else. > > Other than Francie, who else? I'm not keeping a list, Tom. You can certainly do so. >
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "bessiejunejoad"
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:05
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McFeeley wrote: > "UsurperTom" <UsurperTom@aol.com> wrote in message > news:1133979031.997349.183570@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > > McFeeley wrote: > > > > > You post stupid things you get called on it, if not by me then someone > else. > > > > Other than Francie, who else? > > I'm not keeping a list, Tom. You can certainly do so. > > Anyone who disagrees that Yoko is evil incarnate and a spawn of the devil is automatically assumed to be Francie by Tom. Some people never got over the Beatles break up....
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "McFeeley"
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:29
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:29
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"bessiejunejoad" <bessiejunejoad@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1133985926.289835.325460@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > > McFeeley wrote: >> "UsurperTom" <UsurperTom@aol.com> wrote in message >> news:1133979031.997349.183570@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... >> > McFeeley wrote: >> > >> > > You post stupid things you get called on it, if not by me then >> > > someone >> else. >> > >> > Other than Francie, who else? >> >> I'm not keeping a list, Tom. You can certainly do so. >> > > > Anyone who disagrees that Yoko is evil incarnate and a spawn of the > devil is automatically assumed to be Francie by Tom. Well, in Tom's defense, there are so many socks flying around here right now it looks like a dryer convention. > > Some people never got over the Beatles break up.... >
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "UsurperTom"
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:31
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bessiejunejoad wrote: > Anyone who disagrees that Yoko is evil incarnate and a spawn of the devil is automatically assumed to be Francie by Tom. Nice try, but Francie did attack fattush.
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "McFeeley"
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:32
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"UsurperTom" <UsurperTom@aol.com> wrote in message news:1133987478.998876.321920@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... > bessiejunejoad wrote: > >> Anyone who disagrees that Yoko is evil incarnate and a spawn of the devil >> is automatically assumed to be Francie by Tom. > > Nice try, but Francie did attack fattush. Francie attacks everyone. And fattass just goes around asking for it. >
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "bessiejunejoad"
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:43
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McFeeley wrote: > "UsurperTom" <UsurperTom@aol.com> wrote in message > news:1133987478.998876.321920@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... > > bessiejunejoad wrote: > > > >> Anyone who disagrees that Yoko is evil incarnate and a spawn of the devil > >> is automatically assumed to be Francie by Tom. > > > > Nice try, but Francie did attack fattush. > > Francie attacks everyone. And fattass just goes around asking for it. > > Yep
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "UsurperTom"
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 13:06
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bessiejunejoad wrote: > Yep OK, bessie. What does fattush do to deserve getting flamed by Francie?
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "bessiejunejoad"
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 13:38
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UsurperTom wrote: > bessiejunejoad wrote: > > > Yep > > OK, bessie. What does fattush do to deserve getting flamed by Francie? Posting NOTHING but nasty negative stuff about J&Y, being blinded by hatred and narrowmindedness
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "UsurperTom"
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 13:41
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bessiejunejoad wrote: > Posting NOTHING but nasty negative stuff about J&Y, being blinded by hatred and narrowmindedness Yoko is a public figure and is fair game for criticism.
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: Ehtue
Date: Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:36
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UsurperTom wrote: > bessiejunejoad wrote: > >> Yep > > OK, bessie. What does fattush do to deserve getting flamed by Francie? Exists.
Re: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: fattuchus@yahoo.
Date: Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:08
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Usuper wrote, "OK bessie. What does fattush do to deserve to getting flamed by Francie?" And Ehtue responded "Exists." Yes . That sums it up.
Re: FORGERY: Yoko's betrayal of John
Author: "Captain Kundali
Date: Fri, 09 Dec 2005 18:51
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Well. report the guy to his ISP. Shut him down. The guy (notice I didn't say Man) is obviously a coward who doesn't know about Karma. "UsurperTom" <UsurperTom@aol.com> wrote in message news:1133796359.427630.323300@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com... > TAR wrote: > >> Of course, this is a FORGERY. > > Thanks! I've never been forged before. What an honor! >
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