🚀 go-pugleaf

(from alt.thought.southern.  Headas mercifully removed by myself.


(snippad)


> ILLEGAL POEM
>
>
> I come for visit,  get treated regal,
> So I stay, who care I illegal?
> I cross ocean,  poor and broke,
> Take bus, see employment folk.
> Nice man treat me  good in there,
> Say I need to see welfare.
> Welfare say, "You come  no more,
> We send cash right to your door."
> Welfare checks, they  make you wealthy,
> Medicaid it keep you healthy!
> By and by, I got  plenty money,
> Thanks to you, American dummy.
> Write to friends in  motherland,
> Tell them come as fast as you can.
> They come in  turbans and Ford trucks,
> I buy big house with welfare bucks.
> They come here, we live together,
> More welfare checks, it gets  better!
> Fourteen families they moving in,
> But neighbor's  patience wearing thin.
> Finally, white guy moves away,
> Now I buy  his house, and then I say,
> "Find more aliens for house to rent."
> And in the yard I put a tent.
> Send for family (they just trash),
> But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
> Everything is very good,
> And soon we own the neighborhood.
> We have hobby--it's called  breeding,
> Welfare pay for baby feeding.
> Kids need dentist? Wife  need pills?
> We get free! We got no bills!
> American crazy! He pay  all year,
> To keep welfare running here.
> We think America darn  good place!
> Too darn good for the white man race.
> If they no  like us, they can scram,

> Got lots of room in Pakistan.

thuss