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8 total messages Started by Ron the Barbaria Thu, 22 Jul 2004 05:33
OT - Some like it hot
#98844
Author: Ron the Barbaria
Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2004 05:33
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Some like it hot
The legend of the "curried sausage". Did you know that the Volkswagen
company butcher actually produces more curried sausages per year than cars
run off the production lines in the factory halls? Also did you know there
is a ketchup with the Volkswagen logo? The Volkswagen curried sausage now
has a cult status and you should definitely try it - it is on the menu in
all company restaurants. Also: Our curried sausage has repeatedly been
awarded a gold medal by the German Agricultural Society.

http://www.vw-
personal.de/content/www/en/leben/leib_und_seele/essen_und_trinken.html
Re: OT - Some like it hot
#98923
Author: Diesel_4WD@yahoo
Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2004 05:12
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Ron the Barbarian <Newsguy> wrote in message news:<Xns952E9E5982A3Cnofuse@129.250.170.93>...

> http://www.vw-
> personal.de/content/www/en/leben/leib_und_seele/essen_und_trinken.html

I just have to ask... how the FECK did you come across this???
Re: OT - Some like it hot
#98967
Author: Ron the Barbaria
Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2004 20:31
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Toby Ponsenby <toby@privacy.net> wrote in
news:1vr8lo89dit0u.dlg@ID-136740.user.uni-berlin.de:

> <| Diesel Damo |> did write on  22Jul2004 at 10:12:55 PM
>> Ron the Barbarian <Newsguy> wrote in message
>> news:<Xns952E9E5982A3Cnofuse@129.250.170.93>...
>>
>>> http://www.vw-
>>> personal.de/content/www/en/leben/leib_und_seele/essen_und_trinken.htm
>>> l
>>
>> I just have to ask... how the FECK did you come across this???
>
> He was researching ploys by factory owners to increase productivity.
> Stay with me on this.
> Why was he doing that?
> Because he was desparately looking for ammo to do battle with the
> Jagbaggers on this group, and wanted to point out the dramatic
> improvements in quality of the produce. If any. And how this miracle
> was achieved. So, he found the original study on the effect of
> laxatives being administered at carefully timed intervals by H. Ford,
> in order to increase production at his Yankee plants, and indeed in
> the Cherman plants. Ford and others noticed that most workers ran off
> to the  shithouse at 11.30AM, making a hell of a mess, and being
> generally a 'crowd'. Ford and his specially hired nutritionist's found
> that dosing them up at lunch time with various canteen materials
> happily shifted the shitting hour to afterhours. At 11.30AM, the shift
> was 'empty' - sure, a few recalcitrants wandered off the the shitter
> for months afterwards, but it was more out of habit than for the
> social interaction. Eventually, those people went nuts and either
> hurled themselves into the forges, or simply quit to find a more
> sociable work environment.
>
> The VW idea is an update of that old idea.
> The curried snags are 'only' available for shift lunches - never
> before a shift starts work. ie not on the breakfast menu. Toasted
> cheese sandwiches are however, with the very best of Cherman Bunghole
> cheese, too. The idea is that the workers aren't hung-over, or sleep
> deprived due spending time in the pubs.
> They stay real close to the throne, because they have to. At home.
>
> So, Ron thought the ploy was soo clever, he had to share it with us in
> a separate thread - it's not suitable to a Jagbagger knockout attempt,
> but it is nonetheless relevant to cars.
>
> See?
> There's an explanation for everything.

Toby, you sure have an overactive mind :-)
Re: OT - Some like it hot
#98968
Author: Ron the Barbaria
Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2004 20:32
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Diesel_4WD@yahoo.com.au (Diesel Damo) wrote in
news:b41d6eb3.0407220412.6863072a@posting.google.com:

> Ron the Barbarian <Newsguy> wrote in message
> news:<Xns952E9E5982A3Cnofuse@129.250.170.93>...
>
>> http://www.vw-
>> personal.de/content/www/en/leben/leib_und_seele/essen_und_trinken.html
>
> I just have to ask... how the FECK did you come across this???

Simple, I was googling for an interesting receipe for curried sausages :-)
Re: OT - Some like it hot
#98944
Author: Toby Ponsenby
Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2004 23:37
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<| Diesel Damo |> did write on  22Jul2004 at 10:12:55 PM
> Ron the Barbarian <Newsguy> wrote in message news:<Xns952E9E5982A3Cnofuse@129.250.170.93>...
>
>> http://www.vw-
>> personal.de/content/www/en/leben/leib_und_seele/essen_und_trinken.html
>
> I just have to ask... how the FECK did you come across this???

He was researching ploys by factory owners to increase productivity.
Stay with me on this.
Why was he doing that?
Because he was desparately looking for ammo to do battle with the
Jagbaggers on this group, and wanted to point out the dramatic improvements
in quality of the produce. If any. And how this miracle was achieved.
So, he found the original study on the effect of laxatives being
administered at carefully timed intervals by H. Ford, in order to increase
production at his Yankee plants, and indeed in the Cherman plants.
Ford and others noticed that most workers ran off to the  shithouse at
11.30AM, making a hell of a mess, and being generally a 'crowd'.
Ford and his specially hired nutritionist's found that dosing them up at
lunch time with various canteen materials happily shifted the shitting hour
to afterhours. At 11.30AM, the shift was 'empty' - sure, a few
recalcitrants wandered off the the shitter for months afterwards, but it
was more out of habit than for the social interaction. Eventually, those
people went nuts and either hurled themselves into the forges, or simply
quit to find a more sociable work environment.

The VW idea is an update of that old idea.
The curried snags are 'only' available for shift lunches - never before a
shift starts work. ie not on the breakfast menu. Toasted cheese sandwiches
are however, with the very best of Cherman Bunghole cheese, too.
The idea is that the workers aren't hung-over, or sleep deprived due
spending time in the pubs.
They stay real close to the throne, because they have to. At home.

So, Ron thought the ploy was soo clever, he had to share it with us in a
separate thread - it's not suitable to a Jagbagger knockout attempt, but it
is nonetheless relevant to cars.

See?
There's an explanation for everything.
--
Toby
quidquid latine dictum
sit, altum viditur
Re: OT - Some like it hot
#99273
Author: "Knobdoodle"
Date: Sat, 24 Jul 2004 13:03
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"Ron the Barbarian" <Newsguy> wrote:
> Diesel_4WD@yahoo.com.au (Diesel Dumbo) wrote in
> > I just have to ask... how the FECK did you come across this???
>
> Simple, I was googling for an interesting receipe for curried sausages
:-)
~
Wow; the internet just opens up the exciting world of exotic cuisines
doesn't it?!
Knob

Re: OT - Some like it hot
#99651
Author: Diesel_4WD@yahoo
Date: Sun, 25 Jul 2004 15:30
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Ron the Barbarian <Newsguy> wrote in message news:<Xns952F428D71FBnofuse@129.250.170.91>...

> Simple, I was googling for an interesting receipe for curried sausages :-)

So, was it nice?  =)
Re: OT - Some like it hot
#99664
Author: Ron the Barbaria
Date: Mon, 26 Jul 2004 00:18
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Diesel_4WD@yahoo.com.au (Diesel Damo) wrote in
news:b41d6eb3.0407251430.474f571b@posting.google.com:

> Ron the Barbarian <Newsguy> wrote in message
> news:<Xns952F428D71FBnofuse@129.250.170.91>...
>
>> Simple, I was googling for an interesting receipe for curried
>> sausages :-)
>
> So, was it nice?  =)
>

Yes :-)
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