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On Jan 1, 2:39 pm, ChattyDaisy <daisyja...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Pay attention Somebody!
>
> Man opts for jail over New Year with relatives
>
> (Reuters) – A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of chewing gum so
> he could get arrested and spend New Year's Eve in a jail cell rather
> than be with his wife and relatives, Italian media reported on Friday.
>
> The 35-year old Sicilian first showed up at a police station on
> Thursday asking to be arrested because he preferred spending the night
> in prison rather than with his family, but was rebuffed because he had
> not committed a crime, the Agi news agency said.
>
> The man immediately went to a tobacco shop next door, where he
> threatened the owner with a box cutter as he grabbed a few sweets and
> a packet of gum. He then waited until police arrived to arrest him for
> robbery, the news agency said.
>
> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100101/od_nm/us_prison_sicilian
>
> I heard if the Sicilian didn't get taken to jail this time, he had
> emergency root canal planned with him and a few rusty tools; he
> figured the county hospital would be a safe second bet. If that didn't
> work, he had a long needle and planned to poke his eyes a few times;
> anything but spend New Year's with the wife and family.
>
> Regards,
> Daisy

My mother-in-law lives 2,000 miles away.  And I have my own room, and
own computer with an internet connection.

:)


I just need to do something about the money situation.

On Jan 1, 5:45 pm, someone <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 1, 2:39 pm, ChattyDaisy <daisyja...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Pay attention Somebody!
>
> > Man opts for jail over New Year with relatives
>
> > (Reuters) – A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of chewing gum so
> > he could get arrested and spend New Year's Eve in a jail cell rather
> > than be with his wife and relatives, Italian media reported on Friday.
>
> > The 35-year old Sicilian first showed up at a police station on
> > Thursday asking to be arrested because he preferred spending the night
> > in prison rather than with his family, but was rebuffed because he had
> > not committed a crime, the Agi news agency said.
>
> > The man immediately went to a tobacco shop next door, where he
> > threatened the owner with a box cutter as he grabbed a few sweets and
> > a packet of gum. He then waited until police arrived to arrest him for
> > robbery, the news agency said.
>
> >http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100101/od_nm/us_prison_sicilian
>
> > I heard if the Sicilian didn't get taken to jail this time, he had
> > emergency root canal planned with him and a few rusty tools; he
> > figured the county hospital would be a safe second bet. If that didn't
> > work, he had a long needle and planned to poke his eyes a few times;
> > anything but spend New Year's with the wife and family.
>
> > Regards,
> > Daisy
>
> My mother-in-law lives 2,000 miles away.  And I have my own room, and
> own computer with an internet connection.
>
> :)
>
> I just need to do something about the money situation.


Shut up. You did this to yourself. I'm the best woman a man could
have, even if he's penny wise and pound foolish. Hah!

Best Wishes!
Mrs. Daisy

ChattyDaisy wrote:
>
>
>
> (Reuters) – A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of chewing gum so
> he could get arrested and spend New Year's Eve in a jail cell rather
> than be with his wife and relatives, Italian media reported on Friday.
>
> The 35-year old Sicilian first showed up at a police station on
> Thursday asking to be arrested because he preferred spending the night
> in prison rather than with his family, but was rebuffed because he had
> not committed a crime, the Agi news agency said.
>
> The man immediately went to a tobacco shop next door, where he
> threatened the owner with a box cutter as he grabbed a few sweets and
> a packet of gum. He then waited until police arrived to arrest him for
> robbery, the news agency said.


     People have been getting arrested on purpose for years.  But it
doesn't work as well as it used to.  A night or two in a local lockup
isn't bad, but a week in the county jail is torture.  I spent two
nights in L.A. County Jail and it was pure torture.  Nothing but metal
clanging and loud trash music turned up full volume.  No windows
anywhere.  It was a maze.  How anyone escapes is beyond me.  The
induction process alone takes about 8 hours.  Let me tell you about
it.  It was funny, although I was not laughing at the time.

     The 'orientation' takes about 8 hours.  They strip search you and
put the flashlight to your asshole.  They make you shake out your
shoes.  They give you a shower with de-licing liquid.  Into one line
and out of another.  Well, about half way through some new guard took
over.  He as short and stocky and blond like a native californian.  He
was barking orders.  At this point we were attached to a long metal
chain, all of us.  Some of the clowns in back were acting up going
down some steps, so the cop pulled the chain and made everyone fall,
including even the non-clowns.  Anyway, bad as I felt, I actually
cracked a smile when this particular cop was through with his
routine.  The way he ended it was funny, and I could tell he'd said it
a million times.  After all the barking of orders and threats, the
time had come for him to be relieved by another cop.  At that time he
turned to us and announced, "My name is Officer William White.  I have
two sides - the good, and the bad.  You have just seen the good."  I
had to laugh at that.  But then we were sent deeper into the
windowless maze and the laughing came to an end as a feeling of being
helplessly trapped overtook me.

Tommy Joe

On Jan 1, 9:22 pm, ChattyDaisy <daisyja...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 1, 5:45 pm, someone <tom.ungvar...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Jan 1, 2:39 pm, ChattyDaisy <daisyja...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > Pay attention Somebody!
>
> > > Man opts for jail over New Year with relatives
>
> > > (Reuters) – A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of chewing gum so
> > > he could get arrested and spend New Year's Eve in a jail cell rather
> > > than be with his wife and relatives, Italian media reported on Friday..
>
> > > The 35-year old Sicilian first showed up at a police station on
> > > Thursday asking to be arrested because he preferred spending the night
> > > in prison rather than with his family, but was rebuffed because he had
> > > not committed a crime, the Agi news agency said.
>
> > > The man immediately went to a tobacco shop next door, where he
> > > threatened the owner with a box cutter as he grabbed a few sweets and
> > > a packet of gum. He then waited until police arrived to arrest him for
> > > robbery, the news agency said.
>
> > >http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100101/od_nm/us_prison_sicilian
>
> > > I heard if the Sicilian didn't get taken to jail this time, he had
> > > emergency root canal planned with him and a few rusty tools; he
> > > figured the county hospital would be a safe second bet. If that didn't
> > > work, he had a long needle and planned to poke his eyes a few times;
> > > anything but spend New Year's with the wife and family.
>
> > > Regards,
> > > Daisy
>
> > My mother-in-law lives 2,000 miles away.  And I have my own room, and
> > own computer with an internet connection.
>
> > :)
>
> > I just need to do something about the money situation.
>
> Shut up. You did this to yourself. I'm the best woman a man could
> have, even if he's penny wise and pound foolish. Hah!
>
> Best Wishes!
> Mrs. Daisy

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8358646220672429933&hl=en#

LOL, Chatty!

Hehe

On Jan 1, 12:39 pm, ChattyDaisy <daisyja...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Pay attention Somebody!

Chatty, when did Somebody get maried?

Ana