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A Donkey mourns in his own way:

Zod,
Ma has been haunting me in our ramshackle house.
She looks like a Great Dane who hooked up with a louse,
and her dried up old boobs are hanging out of her blouse
like SarahDonkeyTits, but Sarah has to douse
her clothing with water to get money thereabouts,
and she learned that from Ma, who also now flouts
DirtNap Dave in the garden as he has started to sprout
scales and a tail very close to a trout
but he has stiff bristles and a short little snout,
and Ma charges to see him on the Columbus tourist route,
but I really miss her check, ‘cause I’m totally cleaned out,
living on nothing and waiting for the talent scout
to discover me, and Dylan and me would hang out, 
but Ma needs to stop her moans and her shouts.
Rochester, please send fifty for 3 at the steakhouse!