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Article #774950

Re: "Ode to My Slurp-puppet" by Will Dockery is chasing the record!

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From: Peter J Ross
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2021 21:01
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On 2021-11-10, Michael Pendragon <michaelmaleficapendragon@gmail.com>
wrote:
> On Wednesday, November 10, 2021 at 3:31:01 PM UTC-5, Peter J Ross
> wrote:
>> On 2021-11-10, Michael Pendragon <michaelmalef...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > On Wednesday, November 10, 2021 at 2:35:37 PM UTC-5, Peter J Ross
>> > wrote:
>> >> On 2021-11-09, Michael Pendragon <michaelmalef...@gmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >> > On Tuesday, November 9, 2021 at 12:49:25 PM UTC-5, Peter J Ross
>> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> On 2021-11-06, Coco DeSockmonkey <cocodeso...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > As Edward noted, AAPC is on life support. Let's keep it that
>> >> >> > way.
>> >> >> Alternatively, why not pull the plug and inform the grieving
>> >> >> relatives?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Spamming your abysmal Dreckery "poem" ten thousand times won't
>> >> >> make up for the absence of anything resembling a real poem.
>> >> >
>> >> > It isn't meant to.
>> >> >
>> >> > I've got Donkey working overtime attempting to "delete" it.
>> >> Since your spam is probably not cancellable, I don't grudge you
>> >> your amusement. But I won't see any of your posts that are more
>> >> than 500 lines in length (including quoted text).
>> >> > If you want to save AAPC, be my guest. I've written the patient
>> >> > off months ago.
>> >> You're the one who wrote that you wanted to keep AAPC on life
>> >> support.
>> >> > So until AAPC flatlines, I'm just going to slap the Donkey
>> >> > around as much as possible.
>> >> Slapping him around every day of your life looks obsessive to me.
>> >
>> > I see it more as laziness.
>> >
>> > I'm online working on my poetry/poetry videos. When I need to take
>> > a break... I've got Will to slap around.
>> Anything that stops you working on your "poetry" must be good.
>> > It's also therapeutic.
>> >
>> > According to the Dark Factor test, I'm extremely sadistic (100%).
>> > Donkey abuse allows me to indulge in my sadism without any twinge
>> > of conscience.
>> Is it this?
>>
>> https://www.qst.darkfactor.org/index.php
>>
>> I score only 81% on the "quick" test, but I object to the phrasing of
>> most of the questions. Do I enjoy seeing people suffer? Well, it
>> depends on whether they're Will Dreckery and George Dunce or not, and
>> also on whether Dreckery and Dunce can rationally be classed as
>> "people" or not.
>
> Yes, that's it.
>
> My score is 4.21, which is 99% in overall darkness.
>
> I got 100% in sadism, followed by 95% in self-centeredness, 90% in
> psychological entitlement, 89% in spitefulness, 80% in moral
> disengagement, 79% in Machiavellianism, 71% in narcissism, 70% in
> egoism, 64% in psychopathy, and 58% in Greed.
>
> Of course, I would have preferred 100%s across the board, but I'm
> nevertheless happy with the results.

Unlike you, I don't need the reassurance of a test to know that
tormenting net.morons is innocent fun.




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PJR :-)

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