🚀 go-pugleaf

Horatio wrote:
> "Dale Houstman" <dmh7@citilink.com> wrote in message
> news:3FB7F1FA.6040703@citilink.com...
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>>
>>Rik Roots wrote:
>>
>>>Didn't realise you'd all kicked off ...
>>>
>>>my e-addy is rik@kalieda.org
>>>
>>>please don't use the word penis or credit (or microsoft) in the title of
>>>your post, as I automatically filter to trash on those words.
>>>
>>>Rik, knee deep
>>
>>
>>The Tragedy Of Retail Rods
>>
>>
>>I purchased my new penis on Visa credit
>>And proudly screwed it on up in the loft
>>But to my dismay, that very minute
>>A neighbor peeked and named me "Microsoft"
>>
>>Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
>>I abhor
>>That brand new Organ Store
>>It sold my wife a puss
>>That looked more like a noose
>>Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
>>I despise
>>The way my new "thing" lies
>>Limply, squat and flat
>>I did not expect that
>>
>>Oh the tragedy of Retail Rods
>>A gloryhole scented like a cod
>>A strangely tortured former member
>>Now lies upon the dying embers
>>And I am starting to doubt there is a god
>>
>>The tragedy of Retail Rods
>>
>>My wife now calls me No Bulge, just for fun
>>But I suppose it's better gone than it is sported
>>Lying now outside there neath the sun
>>Someone biking by said I must be thwarted
>>
>>Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
>>I abhor
>>That brand new Organ Store
>>It sold my wife a puss
>>That looked more like a noose
>>Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
>>I despise
>>The way my new "thing" lies
>>Limply, squat and flat
>>I did not expect that
>>
>>Oh the tragedy of Retail Rods
>>A gloryhole scented like a cod
>>A strangely tortured former member
>>Now lies upon the dying embers
>>And I am starting to doubt there is a god
>>
>>The tragedy of Retail Rods
>
>
> <groan>
>
> -H
>
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dmh