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On Sat, 15 Nov 2003 05:15:51 +0100, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<gregoriy_raspoutine_no_spam@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 14 Nov 2003 18:15:02 -0500, Joshua P. Hill
>posted:
>
>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 19:24:47 +0100, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
>> <gregoriy_raspoutine_no_spam@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Being tired of lurking, on Wed, 12 Nov 2003 13:10:20 -0500, Joshua P.
>>>Hill posted:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 19:04:35 +0100, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
>>>> <gregoriy_raspoutine_no_spam@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Being tired of lurking, on Wed, 12 Nov 2003 12:27:29 -0500, Joshua P.
>>>>>Hill posted:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 13:59:22 +0100, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
>>>>>> <gregoriy_raspoutine_no_spam@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Being tired of lurking, on Wed, 12 Nov 2003 06:55:43 -0500, Joshua P.
>>>>>>>Hill posted:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 01:27:53 +0100, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
>>>>>>>> <gregoriy_raspoutine_no_spam@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 11 Nov 2003 22:59:04 +0000, Chandra
>>>>>>>>>P. Das posted:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Chandra P. Das" <vze1sar1@verizon.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:<WvUrb.9993$hB5.4001@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Chandra P. Das" <vze1sar1@verizon.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:<21Erb.15464$y95.2018@nwrdny01.gnilink.net>...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Chandra P. Das" <vze1sar1@verizon.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:<uAgrb.11997$y95.335@nwrdny01.gnilink.net>...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Dr. Flonkenstein"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><gregoriy_raspoutine_no_spam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:<pan.2003.11.08.02.25.46.343965@hotmail.com>...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 07 Nov 2003 18:18:12
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>-0800, yyyiiinnngg posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Chandra P. Das" <vze1sar1@verizon.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:<fMVqb.1833$hB5.1129@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Chandra P. Das" <vze1sar1@verizon.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:<TwFqb.672$bQ3.553@nwrdny03.gnilink.net>...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Chandra P. Das" <vze1sar1@verizon.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:<3BAqb.585$y95.482@nwrdny01.gnilink.net>...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>why is this guy desparately stalking every guy on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Usenet for a blowjob?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hey, save your paycheck and try to get a girl,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>idiot. You are not going to get lucky with some
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>guy on Usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Unfortunately Kooks come with a very limited
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mental range. We get rid of sammy and here comes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yingy on his dingy to assume the role of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sexually frustrated, low-life stalker with a low
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>paying job, no prospects, no girlfriend and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>incredibly poor writing skills.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>low paying job? cokehead don't have savings because
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your habbit make you advance everything and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anything for the now of needy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>First Law of Living: Always make sure your paychecks
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are bigger than your habits.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i have not met a cokehead who's paycheck is bigger
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>than their habit. but i sure heard a few saying
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>exactly what you said.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You're right, yingle-butt: I bang a gram up each
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nostril every half hour! And I'm broke as shit too, so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>if you don't stop your drunken babbling I'm gonna come
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>over and steal one of your kidneys to sell in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>underground organs market.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>truth is probably any where between what you say now,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and what will you say in the future. the really truth
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>is truth has no bearing on you. What car do you drive?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that'd say a lot.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, you stalking creep: if I told you what car I drive
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>it would only intensify your homosexual atraction
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>towrads me. Next you'll ask me what suits I wear. And
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>then boxers or briefs... No, yingo-creepy-dingo -- you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>must make do with virtual cock sucking from across the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>country.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>were your a boy or a girl when you were born?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>As if a yingnozzle like you would ever make up the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>difference, asexual shitbrain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>no it doesn't make difference if you are bisexual
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>homosexual or asexual, as long as i can take down your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>stats, i am happy with the kicks.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hey yangi what u mean u dont kno ur homosexal or asuxual?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>check ur short yangi if u get happy when see a big musclar
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>guy then u homosexal if no get happy u asexual becaus we kno
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fer sure u hate wemen ever since u say u momma do all thos
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nasty things to u as kid. call dr suess yangi she kno all ur
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kind sex problems
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chan you must have been smoking something,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Game over, Kook -- you've officially sold yourself to me. It
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was pretty easy to own you, I must admit. Best you can do now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>is go away and come back with a new identity after a few
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>months.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>what a glorious victory you had, chan. now you own me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Thank you. It's very sportsman-like of you to admit this. See my
>>>>>>>>>>>>other post for a recap and my victory speech.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>how come i am
>>>>>>>>>>>>>the one who is constantly try to find a benchmark to measure
>>>>>>>>>>>>>who owns who. and you are always the one who slips away?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>It does seem that I always slip away every time you try to 'get'
>>>>>>>>>>>>me, doesn't it? It's all a part of the game, yingle-dumb. Your
>>>>>>>>>>>>frustrations, your exasperations, your deepening kookery... tsk,
>>>>>>>>>>>>tsk. You've been had, little yingle-dog. You're so OWNED that
>>>>>>>>>>>>you're gonna start barking even more ferociously at me like a
>>>>>>>>>>>>yippie dog tied to a fence. You'll respond
>>>>>>>>>>>>  not twice or thrice but half a dozen times to each of my
>>>>>>>>>>>>  posts. You'll
>>>>>>>>>>>>celebrate me by creating new threads about me. I rule your kooky
>>>>>>>>>>>>world!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>what do you mean game over?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Sshhh... get some rest now. Your eagerness to learn and perform
>>>>>>>>>>>>more tricks has been noted, rest assured.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>CHOW CHOW
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> you are tired of it? i am not.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No shit. If a kook ever got tired of being smacked around then he
>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't be a kook anymore. Just look at chuckles -- he's been
>>>>>>>>>> getting hammered senseless for over three years now and he's
>>>>>>>>>> still here. Is this your idea of longevity, kookboy?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>That a real kook treat. If you were more familiar with the
>>>>>>>>>Wollmans, the Kettlers, Biil Palmjob or Richard the St00pid you
>>>>>>>>>would know. They are like cartoon characters. You put them through
>>>>>>>>>a meat grinder, knock them right flat with a sledgehammer etc.
>>>>>>>>>Their eyes spiral for a while and then they pop right up in their
>>>>>>>>>original shape, as if they were made of rubber, as if nothing
>>>>>>>>>happened.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Don't mention Palmjob -- the fellow's so boring I doze off just
>>>>>>>> reading his name! He's a natural phenomenon, like Old Faithful or
>>>>>>>> the seven-year locust -- I mean, his posts are so soporific that my
>>>>>>>> computer goes into sleep mode when they appear on the screen. And
>>>>>>>> now, get this, he's having a lovefest with James "Jehovah" Harris,
>>>>>>>> who claims that mathematicians are plotting to suppress his work (I
>>>>>>>> kid you not).
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You mean that lunatic James Harris from sci.math, who thinks obscure
>>>>>>>assumptions stringed together in an incomprehensible way constitute a
>>>>>>>watertight proof?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's the one. Maybe we can chip in and buy him some Thorazine for
>>>>>> Christmas . . .
>>>>>
>>>>>Disguised as Santa "Fermat" Claus :-)
>>>>
>>>> Or Rudolph the Red-Nosed Prime Counting Function . . .
>>>
>>>Or Goldbach with his long white conjecture...
>>>
>>>
>>>BTW I don't know if you know this joke about a mathematician, a physicist
>>>and a sociologist riding in a train through Brazil?
>>
>> Heh, no -- shoot!
>
>Well they were riding for days through the Brazillian landscape with
>nothing to see besides mountains, woods, rocks, and all that stuff, and
>suddenly they saw a plain with one brown cow grazing peacefully, so
>1) The sociologist writes in his logbook:
>     Most cows in Brazil are brown
>2) The physicist writes:
>     I saw one brown cow in Brazil
>3) The mathematician writes:
>     I saw one cow in Brazil that was brown on at least
>     one side.
>
>I know it's not that funny, but it's funny someway.

I thought it was pretty excellent, actually. But you forgot

0) The psychologist writes:
     Brown causes cows.

--

Josh

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