🚀 go-pugleaf

Peter J Ross <pjr@homeridae.org> wrote in
news:slrnqe2s8g.l27.pjr@homeridae.org:

> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed, 15 May 2019 17:41:09 +0000 (UTC),
> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>
>> "Chafetz Chayim ha'Yehu'di" <stephanpickering47@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:1c174602-9769-456a-a2ae-d745ccdac5ac@googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> On Wednesday, May 15, 2019 at 9:46:04 AM UTC-7, Peter J Ross wrote:
>>>> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 14 May 2019 20:49:10 -0700
>>>> (PDT), Michael Pendragon wrote:
>>>>
>>>> > On Tuesday, May 14, 2019 at 5:09:21 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross wrote:
>>>> >> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 14 May 2019 13:16:14 -0700
>>>> >> (PDT), ME wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >> > On Tuesday, May 14, 2019 at 4:14:00 PM UTC-4, Peter J Ross
>>>> >> > wrote:
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> >> Why do you call Plod "zid"?
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >> I don't understand half of what you youngsters say.
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > It’s a cross between Did and zod. Inside joke.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Next you'll perhaps kindly explain what you mean by "Did".
>>>> >
>>>> > Will addressed Plod as "Did" in one of his drunken posts, and the
>>>> > name stuck.
>>>>
>>>> That explains it.
>>>>
>>>> No doubt, when confronted by any moral dilemma (such as which
>>>> bottle of two-for-one tonic wine to drink first, Dreckery asks
>>>> himself, "What would Did do?"
>>>
>>> You are not Lord of the Flies. You are lying. Will does not drink,
>>> and has not for several years. Are you sniffing aeroplane glue? You
>>> make a fetish out of your stupidity.
>>
>> If the Illucidus Maximus reward hadn't been retired, you would be the
>> one to retire it.
>
> Illucidus Maximus was an Office, not an Award. IIRC, it was retired
> (by one of my esteeemed successors as FNVW) on the grounds that nobody
> else could ever be illucid enough to win a vote against Dolf Boek, but
> perhaps that decision ought to be reconsidered, given that Pickwit not
> only fills his posts with random Hebrew words, but also tends to type
> them backwards.

You're quite right about it being an Office. I really would have loved to
see a kookfight between Twonky and Pickles.

What the hell, throw in Dolf too.

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